Who hates Crypto the most?
Without further ado Ladies and Gentlemen our Crypto hating Douche bag of week is Professor at Stern School, NYU, Chairman of Roubini Macro Associates and Co-Founder of Rosa & Roubini , Author of Crisis Economics, Nouriel Roubini aka Dr Doom an all around douche bag!
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Yes sir, you are Hardforkings first ever Douche bag of the week. This is an honour, as he has beaten so many other worthy candidates. Nouriel has been at a US congressional hearing doing all he can to crush Bitcoin, Crypto and dump all over blockchain in general.
While there, he gave the following definitions of crypto to them
Here are some goodies from the Dr:
Cryptoland “an eco-system of con-artists, self-serving peddlers, scammers, carnival barkers, charlatans, and outright criminals.”
HODLers “suckers, who have hold on their collapsing cryptocurrencies even after they lost 90% of their value.”
Lambos “the crypto obsession with stealing investors’ money to buy luxury energy hogging cars”
Whales “large early crypto billionaires who are stuck with their fake wealth after the suckers of retails investors – who bought into the FOMO of the peak 2017 bubbles – lost 90% of their investments; those suckers are also called BagHolders”
Of course Dr Douche had to be the first ever person to use the term “Shitcoin” at a congressional hearing, that is pretty funny. He did apologise for the scat, no need Dr no need.
We don’t hate Nouriel Roubini! No, no, he is only a douche!
The all time list of Crypto Haters numerous and for me is headed by and out and out criminal scumbag, none other than Jorden Belfort, the wolf of wall street. That guy is one of the worst human beings on the planet and I hope I get the chance to tell him that to his face on day (more on him soon).
Nouriel Roubini, aka Dr Doom on the other hand, is a mere Douche bag and only a weekly winner, albiet our first ever. Nouriel is clearly a very smart guy. He picked the last global economic collapse, nice one Nouriel, and has debating skills of the highest order.
Nouriel likes to yell. He can yell and yell and just get you to give up. Nouriel is very angry about something. I suspect Satoshi ran away with his wife and he is now on a mission to crush Bitcoin. Nouriel does however keep a harem of Ladies. When asked what makes his parties special he says:
“Fun people and beautiful girls, I look for ten girls to one guy.”
Nah, that is not a douche thing to say.
What is up with this Juvenile article, have you no shame?
Yes, this article is totally juvenile and it should be! You fight fire with fire. I suggested to Nouriel today, that all he needed, was a good hard fork and a glass of wine and he would not be so angry. Pretty juvenile, I agree. Some people found it very funny. In a nutshell, I’ve started Douche bag of the week an hour ago, before I go out for a beer. A quick piece of trash talking. I’m totally new to twitter and was totally shocked about what Dr Douche, sorry Dr Doom Nouriel Roubini, had to say on there today. Nouriel tweets like a meth-head on cocaine with some cryptonite shoved up his Rou……
Nouriel Roubini, put down the crack pipe and step away from Twitter
Why so angry at Dr Douche, I here you say. The good Dr has tweeted 60 forking times today, 60 and counting!!!! That is psycho tweeting, and their is some pathetic JUVENILE crap in there. This guy is a joke. Here is a sample.
Crypto twitter is a cesspool of bots, trolls, shills, scammers, crypto zealots and lunatics. Barking dogs that attack me after losing 90% in last year. None read my paper & none have any substantial critique. This motley crew is a bunch of pathetic lunatics & HODLing losers
— Nouriel Roubini (@Nouriel) October 11, 2018
I am all about freedom of speech, and to be honest, I love this type of thing! He really makes me laugh, in a good way. He is probably a hell of a lot of fun to have a beer with, but Nouriel, you are a real douche! How can you sling so much shit but delete so many replies? I suggested you just need some good sex and a glass of wine and you will not be so angry, I stick to that. Please continue your tirades they are colourful, many if not most are very valid points. But don’t delete my and other peoples tweets! I’m new to Twitter and that hurts my feelings. Please be welcoming and go get laid will ya.